Sunday, July 19, 2009

My brain at the moment.


















A different thought for every picture. Now its your job to figure em out. :)
I need to find more friends who wont throw up at drinking parties. :)

- Han.

Saturday, July 18, 2009


I dont know about you guys, but I think RiRi's new haircut is DOPE fuh reeeaaal.

the "TALK OF THE WEEK" post

alright, FUCKERS. jesus christ, some people are going off about the previous entry i posted about the "people" that are annoying. why are some of you taking it sooo damn serious? just cause i wrote, "Who knows, you (the reader) might be a part of those "people" I'm writing about", doesnt exactly mean that everyone who reads this entry is the one who it goes out to. I'm not pointing out individuals cause they did something to me in general, but because they do things to others that i witness, and unfortunately DONT LIKE. Theres qualities in people i really detest, and i just had to make an entry to address it! I wrote that entry with the awareness that i too have some issues of myself. So dont get me wrong, I'M ANNOYING TOO! So my friends, are we straight now? Cause i'm tired of people coming to me saying, "I heard about youre blogspot entry." Trust me people, you're not the first to ask..

Shit, nigga.
And FYI, i'm not in HATE with everyone in this world, lol. GOOOODNESSS....

Friday, July 17, 2009

The web pierce...


Ohhhhh, kay. :)
More pics/video up when i get my cam back from trina lol.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

My Wednesday Night

Was spent with Janelle and Styven...

Hitting it from the back.



Tuesday, July 14, 2009

I realized that I'm a very forgiving person.
No bullshit.



p.s: i gave my mom the car keys, she smelled it infront of me and said, "stop smoking."


WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Monday, July 13, 2009

I can no longer stand NUMEROUS people. Who knows, you (the reader) might be a part of those "people" I'm writing about. Im annoyed, embarrassed, and just played AGGRAVATED by people. Maybe its me. Yes, perhaps its me. Let me just quickly point out things that i like/am annoyed at.

1. People who know the meaning of being a decent FRIEND. I like.
a) like, doing favors even if you DEEPLY dont want to.
b)having a bright attitude without slipping a couple rude things.
c)being HONEST, not a BITCH. Theres a huge ass difference, fuckers.
d)LISTEN at least once in a while, and stop fucking talking about yourself every second of the day.
e)SAY HI.
f)Treat your friend as an EQUAL FRIEND...not like you're the fucking head manager of the relationship.
g)ask, dont tell.

2. People who stand you up. I'm annoyed at.
a) FUCK YOU.
b) FUCK YOU.
C) An easy thing like this shouldnt be so damn complicated! ARE YOU RETARDED?
d) Cell phones were invented for a reason.

3. OTHER shit thats on my mind.
a)I fucking hate how you talk so much about someone, then... once you see certain people having fun with the person you were shit talking about, ALL OF A SUDDEN... i see you act all BUDDY BUDDY with this person. STOP TRYING TO FIT IN! YOU MAKE ME VOMIT.
b)Nobody likes you, and i wish you knew. If i dont like you, that means the whole world doesnt like you (lol im totally joking. but still, point is.. I dont like you.)
c)Stop trying to be a flirt. You're bad at it, believe me.
d)How about...you try going for guys who dont have girlfriends, mmkay?

Yea, I'm still pissed off.

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

When will he stop breaking my heart?

Chris Brown and Amber Rose?!
WHYYYYYYYYY, CEE-BEE...WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! How dare you be kissing up on her and bumping and grinding with this bald chick?




I mean, dang. Shes frikken sizzlin hot, but YO......YOU COULDA HAD ALLLL OF THIS INSTEAD,


Sunday, July 5, 2009

FUCK THE STRIKE, LET THE CHILDREN SWIMMMMMMMMMMMM

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

FACEBOOK COMPLICATIONS

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKK.
some ppl are whack on the REAL.
so i get a hate msg on facebook just cause i posted a picture of this person that wasnt quite so attractive.
fucked up part is, SHES RELATED TO ME.
goddamn, i cant believe this person just said she hates me and that im a bitch and that she will never forgive me and never speak to me again... JUST BECAUSE I POSTED A PIC OF HER ARMPIT.

damn yo, i didnt mean to piss you off. people can post up pics of my ass OR my armpit and i wouldnt give 2 shits.

Monday, June 29, 2009

"Wacko Jacko" No more...

1st man to set my ears straight on music at the age of 7.
His cd was the first ive ever listened to and was hooked almost immediately.
I used to show my elementary school friends his concert on DVD. And realized that i always ended up finishing it alone.

R.I.P MJ
without you, music would not be as incredible as it is today.
NO MJ = NO CHRIS BROWN.
believe that!



Thursday, June 25, 2009

"BRB, IM GONNA GRADUATE"


LOL TRINA KILLS ME YO.

Fucking graduated man! Really thought i wasnt. but hey! it all worked out! really happy to share this special day with my fellow graduates,fam, and the truest friends. val by my side, and my niggas in the crowd to cheer for us. love you jose, fredo, and trina!....and leo too i guess hahaha.

SHISHA IS SO CHILL.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Im not graduating :(
Yea, I'm gonna fail philosophy.
Goodbye graduation 2009!

Monday, June 15, 2009

Another thing to add to my list...

10. I passed Nightschool.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

YO. On the real, life is being so good to me right now. Why?
  1. G2 life has been sweet. Got the chance to drive from place to place without the damn TTC. Went out with cuzzo, drove with josie, and even drove to ajax for ingy's cottilion practice.
  2. Got me some 50cents rings. That are so decent.
  3. Got me and Jose a bracelet for $2.99 each.
  4. I passed Eclass.
  5. Parents have been real nice.
  6. I'm getting shifts at work!
  7. This is the last week of school. The last week of highschool.
  8. Got my social and love life in check. Me love you, joselito!
  9. Im just fucking happy, bro.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Can I get a drumroll please....

HOMEGURL GOT HER G2, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Hannah is...

leaving for the summer.

New York.
Texas.
Road trip to LA.

And he doesn't care.
Leaving again, and like always.. i wont be missed.

THROW BACK TIME.




Girl you gon think...

you gon think, you gon think i invented sex.

This song is POPPPIN lol.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Picture COMPLAINTS


So, my baby decided to get a full sleeve tattoo. HATE the tattoo, love him still.


First time i've seen a girl short enough to be grinding up on bowwow.


And will someone PLEASE tell me why Aaron Carter is partying it up with the nigga from ATL?

Pain's BIG ASS CHAIN



Lol, like.. really now. Can this chain be anymore literal? Haha.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

PROM `09





Damn, son! I remember thinking about prom back in them grade 9 days. Can't believe I've gotten through 4 years of highschool, and its almost coming to an end! Prom was kickin, after parties were tough! Marriot hotel after, missioned back to scarbs, to malvern, then to a different hotel --CROWNE PLAZA, BABY.. with my giant pepto-bismol-looking date, Jose. Lol. Woke up in the morning, and realised that Steph was on the same floor as us. Anyway, Prom was live. Definitly better than what i expected it to be. Next upcoming event, GRADUATION.
I hope. :|

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Pray for the Junio Family.

PRNDL.

"Whats another word for, stool?"
"Poo?" -Hannah.
Hahahahaha.
Stayed home all day to try to get started on my isu that was due last week. Yea, didnt work. Im only starting on it NOW. Stayed home all day. I felt i was definitly wasting the nice wether outside, so guess what i did...I WENT OUT FOR A NICE ASS CIGARETTE. Ok, aside from that.. i went driving with my creeper instructor, WAHAB. Then went window shopping with mom, and the chick let me drive all day, nigga. Damn. G2 HERE I COME. (i hope)

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

2 FUCKIN YEARS. ITS BEEN IN THE BACK OF MY MIND FOR 2 FUCKING YEARS. IT ALL MAKE SENSE NOW.
THE TIME SHE CALLED YOU WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER.
THE TIME SHE MSGED YOU ONLINE.
ALL THOSE SECRET CHILL DATES IN SCHOOL.
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOUR GIRL.


FUCK ALL OF YOU WHO THOUGHT I DIDNT DESERVE HIM.
FUCK YOU ALL.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

DETICATED TO TRINA JUNIO

LOL. HE WONT LEARN HIS LESSON.

I am under construction. But when my building is done, it will be sensational.
I am a walking screw-up in progress.
This is my attempt to reconstruct.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

NICE

NICE. Happy birthday, bestfriend. The porn shop is calling your name, bud! Love you, Los! I hope you had an awesome 18th birthday bbq.
Cuz I sure didnt.

Aside from this birthday bash post, i got other shit on my mind. Thanks to the ones who understood. And FUCK YOU to the ones who interfered. Lol, better put yourselves in check. hahahahahahahaaha.

p.s:
Love you, J. Thanks for not being afraid to say it.

Saturday, May 30, 2009



Ok so aside from all the boobies and ass pictures of rihanna, plus chris brown with them panties, these pics are mad cute, cant lie! Damn. Oh how i wish i had Chris Breezy. TAKE ME DOWN, CHRIS BROWN. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE :'(
ok so..I'm not fired lol.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Prom sneak peak...

So, my date and I have been having some major struggles trying to find a suit that is relative to the colour of my prom dress. OH SO VERY DIFFICULT. But then again, we haven't tried that hard to look for one.
I was also having complications on whether or not i should get my makeup done professionally at MAC. Unfortunately, the douche bag of a company has been fully booked. And I'm talking about every location possible in the city of Toronto. Oh Well. So i did some youtube-ing and found some tutorials on simple ass smoky eye makeup for special occasions. I watched, paid attention, used makeup i already have, and this is what i came up with. Not bad for a low budget salon held in my bathroom. One more week!! P.S: Jose is being a shoffer right now for someone else's prom. Haha. Smack down 30 bucks right there, baby (which is basically gas money for the miles he's driving). And oh, thanks gustavo for buying me ECLIPSE.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

SO, i got fired at Urban Penis Planet.

My favorite loves.

TWILIGHT SERIES AND JAY-FLOOOOW.
The rebel G1 driver finally made a move and got his G2 STRAIGHT! Holla at chur boy, baby. Homies out there, we finally don't have to live our life in fear as soon as we step in that soccer mom van and his mazda haha. To celebrate, treated him to some BIG SPICY CRUNCH at KFC. Aside from this incredible good news, bad news is... I finished New Moon in 3 days and i feel like i'm getting dumber by the second. SEND ON THAT ECLIPSE BOOK! Frikken Twilight got me hooked. Im dying to read them 3rd and 4th book already for Christ sakes!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

IM BAAAACK

I think.
I just have a lot of things to rant about today.
1. I honestly do not relish the fact that these stupid BCP makes my appetite at least 2 times greater than it already is. So much for wanting to loose weight.
2. My grandparents are here, which means theyre sleeping in the guest room, or what i simply call my "TV ROOM". This means that i have to watch tv in the living room for this week, and this just isnt quite going to float my boat because i like watching tv while im on a bed, not a couch in my cold, dark living room.
3. I havent paid my grad fee yet. Why? Cause its fucking 115 mothafuckin dollars.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Brown Eyed Blues

Damn, i miss you blogspot. Maybe I should start spilling my unimportant feelings and whinny complaints here again. Ive been too caught up in my hand written journal, that i forgot about this incredible INTERNET JOURNAL. Woot. Well, i just read my previous entry and damn...its been a while. Well, since my last entry, ive had a lot of changes and new updates.
  • I finally got a job again > Yup. Employee of Urban Planet, bitches! Thank god for that. Now i dont really have to depend on my parents (even though i still do.)
  • BFFL is gonna be a soon to be mama > I seriously cannot wait to see how a ValFredo child will look haha. Im picturing, BIG brown eyes, black hair, soccer fanatic, and possibly wearing glasses? haha. (lets pray that doesnt happen)
  • My love triangle > Nothing has changed. Still very much stuck.
  • I'm on some retarded tea diet > Yes ok. So im trying out this all organic tea that my cousin recommended. If she could loose 10 pounds in mear amount of 1 MONTH, then what the hay. Why not give it a try? I mean damn. I basically gained 10 pounds just being in the philippines for about 2 weeks.

Speaking of Philippines... I forgot that i spend about a month in the islands over summer vacation. Yes, i know its my home country... but for that hot while, i DETESTED Philippines. I went during rainy season. So it was hot & moist 80% of the time. Now ask me, hey hannah...did you go to any nice beaches or visit beautiful resorts? My answer will most definitly be a fuckin NO. Why? Cause of my drinking-obsessed father thought that it would be better to just sit in the province with some friends and drink until their liver explodes and spills out liquor. Lord Jesus Christ. My dad spend so much time talking about all the places we're gonna see because my LAST trip to philippines 2 years ago was pretty bad too. As soon as we got there (which was San Miguel, Bulacan. by the way), my dads ass was glued to the chair with a table of polutan (tagalog word. i dont know how say in english. but basically, its just a little dish of food ppl snack on while drinking). But enough of Philippines...

Loving you is like a song i replay every 3 minutes and 30 seconds of everyday.


Monday, April 14, 2008

Multiple Feelings and Thoughts

Shit. I forced myself to go to sleep, and STAY asleep. Through the whole night i twisted and turned in my bed. Constantly waking up and random moments. Got a phone call round 1 or 2 in the morning. Now i can't get back to sleep. Help me. I have school in about 6 hours, and I dont know how i'm going to find the energy to even stay awake in my classes. My eyes are blood red, and my stomach is friggen grumbling.

Aaron (B1zfr3sh) just showed me a youtube video of some freak ass nigguh who hacked MUCH M.O.D. Like, be any more weird and fucked up in the head. His face just randomly popped up out of no where in the middle of M.O.D, and that scared the shit outta me. Especially cause i'm alone in my room and its at a hour that gives me massive goosbumps. And might i add, the guy was wearing some sort of gas mask or whatever. And that always scares me. Hearing about people like this always makes me say, "This world is fucked."

One last thing to rant about.... I dont understand how someone can fuck up so many times, and still make others take the blame for their consequences. Matter of fact, i hate it when people make others take the blame for their consequences. I can't believe this happened to you, and yet we're the ones that you get mad at? Stop getting mad at the damn world, and SUCK IT UP. You put this shit on yourself, so deal with it. Don't make others suffer for your wrong doings. Even though you are a straight up asshole latino...Regardless, We got chur back, argentina.


mahalkita
YJ

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Humor me.

So there was a man walking in a crippled way last night. All i could laugh at was aaron's stupid jokes.
"Pop and lock... pop and lock... pop and lock.... HURRY UP YOURE GOING TO MISS THE BUS!"

Ok i know its not funny when i type it down here, but shit. That got me laughing all night.
Thanks, B1zfr3sh De La Ghetto.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

April Fools

April Fools today was mad jokes.

A large amount of vaseline was rubbed on the handles of the door today (Jose's doing). Our little groupie of friends enjoyed laughing at the people's digusted faces after touching the disgusting thing all over the handles. Friggen Hilarious!!! Watching five people in a row all look at their hand at the same time, was priceless. This went on for the whole lunch period and even after schoool. And it just never got old!

I told my nigga that i was pregnant and the man freaked on me. So surprised that he didnt want to talk hahaha. After i said "April Fools!", he couldnt even take that in because he was still in shock. He thought i was seriously pregnant, and that oh-shit-your-screwed-for-life face was so boss. Loved it.


P.s : Hannah está sacudariendo sus tetas