Saturday, July 25, 2009

Recap on my week :)

A little something about Urban Planet.

1. I wanna kill the people who are still shopping around during closing time. Like seriously now. On weekdays, why the fuck do you wanna be shopping at Urban Planet till 9pm?! I HATE LATE ASS SHOPPERS.
2. NO WE DO NOT DO REFUNDS.
3. NO I CANNOT TAKE OFF THE FUCKIN CLOTHING OFF THE MANIKIN.
4. People seriously need to fucking bathe once in a while. Certain shoppers dont understand the smell they leave behind when they are in the change room.
5. Urban planet is not for PLUS SIZE...sorry.
6. To all the people who do this: Take 2 items to the change room, try it on, give it back to me, go back looking for more, return with another 2 items, try it on, give it back to me, then... repeats this another 10 times. I just gotta say a couple things to you bitches who do this...FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU!!!!!!! You fucking idiots make me wanna quit, i swear.
7. To the mothers out there, LEAVE YOUR KIDS AT HOME. They break shit, they ruin my perfectly good folded pile of clothes, they fucking scream, they leave their stupid ass cookie crums all over the floors, and one of the kids even stole the stupid beach ball that was left out at the window display.
8. Is it just me, or is it always the brown people who attack the $5 racks?
9. Urban Planet has some pretty cheap ass shit. SHOPLIFTERS OUT THERE, JUST PLEASE FUCKING PAY FOR IT!! I had to fucking chase down a shoplifter on Friday. The embarassing part wasn't the fact that i chased after her out the parking lot, but the fact that she stared at me with the least slight of care, and ran off.. was just a darn DISGRACE. SHOPLIFTERS + HANNAH = Embarassment.
10. To the black shoppers: Urban Planet is a place to shop. Not to fucking shake your asses to the songs playing. Save that for Caribanna.

Ok, aside from this Urban Planet bullshit, my week was great! How was yours?!
Chill dates with : Trina, Yasin, Styven, Janelle, Lorelie, Dana, Nikka, Jose, Patrick, Jaime, some guy named Allan...and uh, well i really dont know who else.

Pool. Work. Pool. Driving around. Staring at a cutie. Pizza&Wings. Chapters. Starbucks.

Life is sweet.

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