Damn. Ive been off this for a hot minute. ok ok ok ok, quick update!

• I started cotillion practice for mi 18th birthday party. a.k.a DEBUT. Yea its already a pain in the ass cuz practices are held at joses house and its hella far from everyone. My car can only fit 4 people, sweeties! help me out here...
• My mom went to the vet and found out that my dog Kingston, is no male. Its a fuckin female. Goodbye Kingston, hello DIAMOND BABY.
• "No matter how sweet and kind the guy is to you, he will always prefer the ideal 'sexy' girl."
• Chris brown looks hot in the "outfit" he wears to do his community hours lol.
• Life sucks when youre not in school. Seriously now.
  

And yeaaa... thats about it. :(

CHING CHING BLING BLING

It's official. I seriously go ga ga for things that shine. Except, GLITTTER. lol. Hannah now prefers diamonds and crystals.

Got my blackberry blinged up! It's unfinished. Gonna add some more shenanigans on this device. :)

I seriously fucking hate boys.
Maybe i should just turn lesbian for fuck sakes.

Sorry vomits

I just tried visioning my life 10 years from now. And holy shit, I cant vision anything!!!!!!!!! What the heck am i doing with my life?

p.s: ok, i lied.
Unfortunately, in 10 years... I see myself doing things in the same skin I'm in now. My selfish and hurtful ways towards others cant seem to find itself out of me. Does that make me callous? Note to others who can see right through me.. I in fact am aware of the harm I cause sometimes. I'm aware that half the things that go wrong in numerous amount of relationships I'm in is caused by me. But what's slightly sickening(to me) is the fact that I continue to fight along regardless of the fact that I was the one who created the major error. I don't exactly know why I choose to continue arguments for the satisfaction of winning when I surely know that I don't deserve that triumph. But more than half the time, I always win in the end. I know myself this much to admit and thoroughly go through my major flaws. When I screw up, I'm not blind to it. I don't exactly know what I could do to rectify the trouble I've caused certain people. But for some strange reason, "I'm sorry" just doesn't seem to cut it, does it? Lol. Actually, the fact of the matter is... I HATE saying sorry. It's not that I absolutely can't say it, it just makes me wanna vomit sometimes. :)

Just watched...

Sad. Very Sad. But i enjoyed it!
I give it.... 4 steaming hot infected vaginas out of 5. :)

Been a little M.I.A

Been off this for a little too long! Came back from Dominican a little over a week ago. To keep this post about Dominican short... lets just say, IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME.
Big ups to Ate Melissa, Micha, and Ate Rhea for making the vacay even more interesting.

Im off to my dreamland. ILL BE BACK IN A WEEK, BLOGHOMIES!


Find me in D.R :D

Little KING

Traveled all the way to sauga today to finally get my puppy!
YO....Got my piercing, got my tattoo, got my period, got my puppy, then leaving for Dominican this Saturday. Life is muthafuckin sweet.

Meet, KING! Hes a maltese and toy poodle. = MALTIPOO.

Um. Yeah. Wheres my period at? Nigga, im leaving this saturday i dont need menstruation to follow me out of the country.

Stop fucking getting mad and acting like a little prick when i tell you I'm talking to a friend about something. You ignore me, but once im busy.. you ring off my phone and starting saying stupid shit like "i hope his dick is worth it". Dumbass spic.
You dont like it? Be there for me once in a while then. Maybe i wouldn't have to turn to the world. All you could think about is your stupid t.v's, and the hair on your head.

Vanessa, Oh vanessa...

Caught the 2nd time!!! Jesus christ, Zac Efron are you making her do this?!

Jackasstors & Harbourfront

Hung out with my girls Liezel, Lorelie, and Renee!

Peekaboo.

Renee(on the right) got her web pierced today! Welcome to the web clan haha.

"Jack! Im flying..!"

My bitches

Tattoo Itch!

I NEVER KNEW A TATTOO COULD ITCH THIS BADLY.

FML.

The Garage Sale.

So, i woke up to a crap load of noise at the front yard. I was wondering why i heard voices talking about money, and why i heard the beegees playing outside. I go outside, and look at what i find...
Garage Sale at my house with the beegees c.d playing. WHAT. THE. FUCK ?!

Sean tryna run his own refreshment business. Lol. Who needs a garage sale when you can sell soda?

Looks like my fam is tryna hang their clothes out to dry instead of tryna sell em.


Within the first 3 hours, i ended up making a good 50 something on old clothes haha. WOO!

Dum spiro, spero.

Got tatted up today!
Thanks Trina & Mon for coming out with me today. Holla at chur gurrrls.

Just getting started


Mon and Trina steal my cam


Tattoo completion celebration photo lol


There it is

Holla. Hopefully not my first and last tattoo :). More to come in the future!

K-Fed....WTF?!

Kevin Federline...What the hell did you do to yourself?!

My hamster just died. I AM SO DEPRESSED!

R.I.P
CHICO the hamster. :'(

So, why does this have to happen to me every frikken summer with you? We're cursed, i swear! Maybe I will admit that somewhere deep deep deep down inside of me, It's me who starts everything. Aw fuck, who am i kidding. It is me. Last night I was told that me and an another individual are crazy bitches. Like, literally. As in CRAZY CRAZY. Crazy as in, mental patient crazy. I never thought I'd reach this level of insanity. I wish my upcoming vacation would be a never ending trip. But, people need to get back to their reality sooner or later, right? God, I need a life. And apparently, some HELP too. Trina, Yas, Patrick, Jaime, Styven, and Janelle. HELP THE LESS FORTUNATE!!!......which is ME.

xoxo,
Han.

21 more frikken days.
K, i know its still pretty far away. But I just really cant wait!

xoxo,
Han.

Recap on my week :)

A little something about Urban Planet.

1. I wanna kill the people who are still shopping around during closing time. Like seriously now. On weekdays, why the fuck do you wanna be shopping at Urban Planet till 9pm?! I HATE LATE ASS SHOPPERS.
2. NO WE DO NOT DO REFUNDS.
3. NO I CANNOT TAKE OFF THE FUCKIN CLOTHING OFF THE MANIKIN.
4. People seriously need to fucking bathe once in a while. Certain shoppers dont understand the smell they leave behind when they are in the change room.
5. Urban planet is not for PLUS SIZE...sorry.
6. To all the people who do this: Take 2 items to the change room, try it on, give it back to me, go back looking for more, return with another 2 items, try it on, give it back to me, then... repeats this another 10 times. I just gotta say a couple things to you bitches who do this...FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU!!!!!!! You fucking idiots make me wanna quit, i swear.
7. To the mothers out there, LEAVE YOUR KIDS AT HOME. They break shit, they ruin my perfectly good folded pile of clothes, they fucking scream, they leave their stupid ass cookie crums all over the floors, and one of the kids even stole the stupid beach ball that was left out at the window display.
8. Is it just me, or is it always the brown people who attack the $5 racks?
9. Urban Planet has some pretty cheap ass shit. SHOPLIFTERS OUT THERE, JUST PLEASE FUCKING PAY FOR IT!! I had to fucking chase down a shoplifter on Friday. The embarassing part wasn't the fact that i chased after her out the parking lot, but the fact that she stared at me with the least slight of care, and ran off.. was just a darn DISGRACE. SHOPLIFTERS + HANNAH = Embarassment.
10. To the black shoppers: Urban Planet is a place to shop. Not to fucking shake your asses to the songs playing. Save that for Caribanna.

Ok, aside from this Urban Planet bullshit, my week was great! How was yours?!
Chill dates with : Trina, Yasin, Styven, Janelle, Lorelie, Dana, Nikka, Jose, Patrick, Jaime, some guy named Allan...and uh, well i really dont know who else.

Pool. Work. Pool. Driving around. Staring at a cutie. Pizza&Wings. Chapters. Starbucks.

Life is sweet.

I feel so sad all of a sudden.
But, dont tell him i even mentioned that....

A lot of things are changing.
Are we getting old?
Naw, maybe we're just.. rearranging.

- Han.

CHRIS BROWN SAYS SORRY, NIGGA!

OH MY GOD. Im speechless.
I LOVE CHRIS BROWN :D

ouchie.

My brain at the moment.

A different thought for every picture. Now its your job to figure em out. :)

I need to find more friends who wont throw up at drinking parties. :)

- Han.

I dont know about you guys, but I think RiRi's new haircut is DOPE fuh reeeaaal.

the "TALK OF THE WEEK" post

alright, FUCKERS. jesus christ, some people are going off about the previous entry i posted about the "people" that are annoying. why are some of you taking it sooo damn serious? just cause i wrote, "Who knows, you (the reader) might be a part of those "people" I'm writing about", doesnt exactly mean that everyone who reads this entry is the one who it goes out to. I'm not pointing out individuals cause they did something to me in general, but because they do things to others that i witness, and unfortunately DONT LIKE. Theres qualities in people i really detest, and i just had to make an entry to address it! I wrote that entry with the awareness that i too have some issues of myself. So dont get me wrong, I'M ANNOYING TOO! So my friends, are we straight now? Cause i'm tired of people coming to me saying, "I heard about youre blogspot entry." Trust me people, you're not the first to ask..

Shit, nigga.
And FYI, i'm not in HATE with everyone in this world, lol. GOOOODNESSS....

The web pierce...

Ohhhhh, kay. :)
More pics/video up when i get my cam back from trina lol.

My Wednesday Night

Was spent with Janelle and Styven...

Hitting it from the back.

I realized that I'm a very forgiving person.
No bullshit.



p.s: i gave my mom the car keys, she smelled it infront of me and said, "stop smoking."


WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I can no longer stand NUMEROUS people. Who knows, you (the reader) might be a part of those "people" I'm writing about. Im annoyed, embarrassed, and just played AGGRAVATED by people. Maybe its me. Yes, perhaps its me. Let me just quickly point out things that i like/am annoyed at.

1. People who know the meaning of being a decent FRIEND. I like.
a) like, doing favors even if you DEEPLY dont want to.
b)having a bright attitude without slipping a couple rude things.
c)being HONEST, not a BITCH. Theres a huge ass difference, fuckers.
d)LISTEN at least once in a while, and stop fucking talking about yourself every second of the day.
e)SAY HI.
f)Treat your friend as an EQUAL FRIEND...not like you're the fucking head manager of the relationship.
g)ask, dont tell.

2. People who stand you up. I'm annoyed at.
a) FUCK YOU.
b) FUCK YOU.
C) An easy thing like this shouldnt be so damn complicated! ARE YOU RETARDED?
d) Cell phones were invented for a reason.

3. OTHER shit thats on my mind.
a)I fucking hate how you talk so much about someone, then... once you see certain people having fun with the person you were shit talking about, ALL OF A SUDDEN... i see you act all BUDDY BUDDY with this person. STOP TRYING TO FIT IN! YOU MAKE ME VOMIT.
b)Nobody likes you, and i wish you knew. If i dont like you, that means the whole world doesnt like you (lol im totally joking. but still, point is.. I dont like you.)
c)Stop trying to be a flirt. You're bad at it, believe me.
d)How about...you try going for guys who dont have girlfriends, mmkay?

Yea, I'm still pissed off.

When will he stop breaking my heart?

Chris Brown and Amber Rose?!
WHYYYYYYYYY, CEE-BEE...WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! How dare you be kissing up on her and bumping and grinding with this bald chick?




I mean, dang. Shes frikken sizzlin hot, but YO......YOU COULDA HAD ALLLL OF THIS INSTEAD,